Comments on: Three speeches

By: EMDY DANANSON

EMDY DANANSON — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:31:01 +0000

IT WILL BE AN UNDER STATEMENT TO SAY THAT YOUR ARTICLE IS AN EYE OPENER TO ANY READER IN ANY PART OF THIS WORLD,ESPECIALLY NIGERIA MY MOTHER -LAND.

By: nash

nash — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 12:06:05 +0000

Fanny we need to make a blog of your exploits. That blogniinday is making too much noise that I fear the peasantry and servants think they are above fabulous people like you.

love.

By: Fanny Barnham-Smythe

Fanny Barnham-Smythe — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:59:03 +0000

No dear Nash,I can assure you I have all my faculties intact(spits out lemon pip) dear the Barnhams are akin to royalty in that we look after our own (sans the trout face!) dear a woman of my stature has and will never lower oneself to menial tasks(except for pouring gin) thats what Maria is for .
And no dear I was not responsible for the takahe incident that was Helen(clark) dear apparently she had been on the Rum all day!…she has become so low rent even Gloria refuses to answer her calls

By: nash

nash — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 10:34:23 +0000

Dear Fanny,

Ay sayang, you merely inherited your wealth pala. Your parents must be unlike the Hiltons and the Gates who disinherited their children and gave to the peasants. Are you physically disabled so as to be unable to make money on your own?

love.

By: UP n student

UP n student — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:46:03 +0000

And I hope neither you nor Penelope are the ones the Maoris are on the warpath for. They’re on the hunt for some space cadet drunkard who, staggering out of Mona Vale, stepped on and killed one of the very few remaining takahe birds.

By: ramrod

ramrod — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:45:30 +0000

Fanny,
Whatever you do, don’t choke on the lemon. Do you spit or swallow? Anyway, I’ll tell your amigas in Airforce One that you sent your regards!

By: UP n student

UP n student — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 05:10:55 +0000

Fanny: Tell Penelope to go easy on the Deutz Marlborough CuvÃƒÂ©e Brut.

By: Fanny Barnham-Smythe

Fanny Barnham-Smythe — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 04:46:03 +0000

In answer to your crude and lewd question the Barnham women have NEVER lowered themselves to common sexual favours ,that may be how you get ahead in Life but I can assure you that I was indeed born with a silver spoon in my mouth(gulps GIN,rings bell for refill)
Dear ..I do find “champagne houses” these days nothing more than low rent imitations of more sophisticated and glory days gone by ,now they are frequented by bored middle class houswives in cheap (made in China) imitation chanel suits and husbands called Derrick who have the intellect and breeding of a common housefly! no dear we prefer garden parties these days where one is catered to by my lovely servant Maria originally from Marakina and nowesiding in Fendalton.
Penelope got herself into bit of a pickle in New York recently involving a Taxi driver ,after a all night soiree in Park avenue ,it was all very seedy and immigration were not to happy on her arrival home .

By: UP n student

UP n student — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:00:56 +0000

Fanny: Is Penelope with you? She well or she got sozzled during your flight ?

By: nash

nash — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:13:37 +0000

Dear Fanny,

I heard Inday is being maltreated by the Montemayors. Maybe you can give her better employment.

Incidentally, did you merely inherit your wealth or did you open your legs wide? Either way, I’m loving you already. I think my social mountaineering skills will be hard pressed to be on your good side. Pray, do tell, without using Google, what is your favourite champagne house?