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Dec 09

Misery loves company

Misery loves company – INQ7.net and Unwitting ally of globalization – INQ7.net are my most recent columns.

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  1. FORMER POLITICAL ANALYST, MKSP

    WHY ANTI-GLOBALIZATION HAS BEEN A NATIONAL SECURITY PEST [For Roberto and His Men]

    i bet that if canada and the philippines become communist states

    rich commies will hurriedly flee to the united states

    fancy the modern dresses that liz taylor wore

    and surely wish that ______ becomes a *****

    for they know that life in a communist state is hard

    where slowly but surely they’ll torture hard

    why can’t they import or buy a soviet Lada

    has it been because they fancy BMWs here in canada

    why then don’t they reside in vietnam

    has it been because they want to turn this country into a bedlam

    has it been because they want to sow anarchy

    abolish the non-intrusive british monarchy

    through globalization the chinese benefit

    through haggling we buy their shoes we fit

    through globalization the fidelistas benefit

    those cuban cigars we generously lit

    for people like us in this country[pilipinas]

    better to be christians hanging bells on a christmas tree

    than to be insurrectionists and rebels “seeking death”

    that’s what the Holy Bible has predicted and sayeth

    how many levis jeans has loretta worn

    how many hallmark greeting cards has she torn

    how many imported cigarettes has antonio smoked

    how many republicans have they yoked

    ‘times have they spent their holidays in the united states

    while people in cuba cannot travel to foreign states

    how many times have they condoned

    torture in ____where ______has been cordoned

    ‘times will i tell you that reagan too have survived an assasination attempt

    same way as roberto* had but who does not preempt

    all chances to publish this kind of poetry

    or attempts to hang bells in a christmas tree

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO[1980]

    roberto*- IG Chief

  2. FORMER POLITICAL ANALYST, MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO

    WHILE PAPA BANKER WAS CUDDLING A STRIPPER ON HIS LAP [Manchurian Candidate Was Telling On Us]

    our bodies were maimed and tortured

    pierced by bullets and spleens ruptured

    our eyes were gouged by bayonets thrusted

    our limbs became useless, amputated

    for sole reasons, we’re “lackeys of imperialism”

    “tools” of the hated democratic capitalism

    because of these we have been discriminated at food banks[san diego, new york, san francisco]

    never earned promotions to upgrade our ranks

    one by one compromised, we disappear in the battlefields

    while closet politicians* take pleasure on business yields

    communists and terrorists have almost taken over the continent

    while they scoff and laugh at us to their hearts’ content

    because they have made orphans of our daughters

    zealous enough not to make our deaths big matters

    inspite of these we die for free enterprise and democracy

    instead of encouraging dissidents who have been demo-crazy^

    closet politicians- Manchurian candidates, Philbies, potential Sukarno[Indonesia]

    demo-CRAZY- inclined to participate in violent demonstrations and disruptive rallies

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO [1973]

  3. FORMER POLITICAL ANALYST, MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO

    DISMAL AND TEEMING WITH GHOST TOWNS

    vladimir was fuming and was irate

    the harvest starving peasants ate

    those lingering times when he removed the profit motive

    on which they depended on their way by locomotive

    tragic that it had a negative repercussion

    that disastrous wild and galloping inflation

    hence, they have to limit their produce to their own consumption

    millions of peasants died of famine and exhaustion

    the law of supply and demand they cannot refute

    and labor camps that placed them in disrepute

    the market mikhail and andrei adopt

    in legal parlance they had been “estopped”

    wages they determined by the law of supply and demand

    because of that sergeyevich got a reprimand

    “how else can they attract workers in siberia?”

    “if not to increase wages there!” asked maria

    “will it be another uprootment and mass deportation?”

    and again determine the tempo of the Plan by intuition?

    almost everyone should not have been a peasant

    if it were democratic where life has been pleasant

    commerce and trade should have absorbed all of them

    and everyone can afford a car and a modem

    everything has been available including amenities in life

    unless one has been lazy or torn by domestic strife

    the capitalist has no assurance

    dwindling profits that cover car insurance

    only to provide utomost consumer satisfaction

    all that he has been getting was commie’s extortion

    a lawyer demeans me for having no money

    in my defense of free market for the sake of honey

    mao declared it to be “voodoo economics”

    remember his morbid mortality statistics

    during the Great Bloody Purge

    that failed to Leap Forward even to slightest surge

    give me then a valid explanation

    this time no longer an aberration

    psychic surgery which i spread quivering pen

    to all those desperate communists of Phnom Penh

    finally, daily has he* gotten death threats

    while Dubya assiduously solicit bets

    whether commie’s wish and prayer comes true

    that he loses this election and disappears out of the blue

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO

    he* – General Roberto Delfin, IG Chief

  4. VICTOR CORPUS WANNA BE IN THE PMA

    LEST THY NOT BE ALARMED By Victor
    [We Own Eighty Eight Percent of the CPP-NPA]

    I was lucky enough to be invited near Fort Sill

    My feelings drifted from gloom to thrill

    What was I going to wear on that ballroom dance

    On which everyone was eager to get his chance

    A Member of Congress took the time to invite

    Me to a dance dressed the fanciest that night

    I made a polite hand of rejection

    That caused her melancholy and dejection

    I’m sorry ma’m but i’m looked down upon as a leper

    A “communist” like me deserves only to be a househelper

    Manning the kitchen and serving[pause]

    Well, I’m a leper too victor undeserving[slight pause]

    Answers resonated in their sensitive cochleas to hear

    Caused their conscious minds ot remain astir

    Thus were they convinced of our “zeal” to such that we can tease

    Them that now we were made “Party Members” with such ease

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO[1971]

  5. VICTOR CORPUS WANNA BE IN THE PMA

    ANYTHING EVIL IS POSSIBLE WITH EVIL
    [Ask The Good Psychic Surgeon, Alex Orbito]

    he* passionately defended his Dialectics of Nature*

    while God was lecturing him the chemistry of manure

    while at the time he was talking to Good Deity

    angels then were pretending to accept his heresy with “gaiety”

    he insistently interpreted Biblical creation literally

    while He imploringly asked him to do it figuratively

    “creation”, He said, ” was a long process”

    “not at the spur of the moment with no recess”

    He then predicted what color______ dress will be after a day

    And after six long weeks what ______ would exactly say

    He gave him the gift of tongues and aptitude to write

    and went out of His Way to ask him if finances were alright

    he gave him a litany of complaints in his bed

    While He enticed him with His Kingdom with Christ who bled

    I tell you my friend, “I am not to blame for man’s indigence”

    He’s Satan, whose wishes I have granted in my indulgence

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO

    *Dialectics of Nature- that everything has to be explained in accordance with prevailing principles of science like the law on gravity, law on electricity, law on matter,etc.

    *he- Beria, Stalin, Mao tse Tung, Polpot, and those NPA in murderous frenzy

  6. FAN OF MLQ I, II, III, & IV...etc

    SECULAR POLITICS BIBLICALLY INSPIRED by

    be “wise as serpents and harmless as doves”

    be like those “innocent sparrows flying in droves”

    they “don’t know if tomorrow they’ll eat or not

    they don’t know that the Good Lord loves them a lot

    economic uncertainty implicit in verse

    same way as He like democratic capitalism “unrehearse”

    good americans don’t know if tomorrow they’ll eat or not

    good filipinos don’t know if they’ll get sick or not

    stop playing god, sison, you incorrigible communist

    stop playing too, satur, you depraved marxist

    if God wills kintanar to die, then he’ll die

    choose between two tiers when one is about to die

    in Philippine General hospital they treat malignant tumors

    free!! including morphine that calms down their tremors

    work!! so that you can afford private health insurance

    then finally tell those minor ailments good riddance

    for the Lord has a plan for us when we get sick

    He too has a plan for us when our finances are bleak

    you might not know that it was proof that good is good

    because if not, then devils Sison and Ocampo would be “good”

    so then be innocent sparrows flying in droves

    be “wise as serpents and harmless as doves”

    MGA KASAPI SA SAKSI NI PEDRO

  7. FAN OF MLQ I, II, III, & IV...etc

    “KAPITALISMO” ni Ayn Rand

    “Ang katuwirang moral ng kapitalismo ay hindi nasa mapagkawanggawang angkin na ito’y kumakatawan ng pinakamabuting paraan upang matamo ang ‘kabutihang panlahat’. Tutoo na nagagawa nga ng kapitalismo – kung ang pamansag na ito’y may maski anong kahulugan – ngunit ito’y pangalawang bunga lamang. Ang katuwirang moral para sa kapitalismo ay nasa katunayang ito lamang ang sistemang katinig ng likas na katuwiran ng tao, na ito’y kumakalinga sa kaligtasan ng tao bilang tao, at ang kanyang namumunong tuntunin ay: KATARUNGAN”

  8. r.

    A deafening silence here…

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